Porn is love you can see.
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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