she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
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