I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
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It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
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Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
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