At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
Randomize
