Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
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If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
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It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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