you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
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