he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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