Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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