Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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