bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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