we're blogging at a bar
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
is it fun? or sober?
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