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U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
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shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
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He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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