Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
Randomize
