He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
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Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
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I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
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My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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