what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
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