Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
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It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
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Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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