we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
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It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
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I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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