whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
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