the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
Liz is crying about burritos again.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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