I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
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They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
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Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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