You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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