I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
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Apparently drunk me thought it was time for a career change. I woke up with a message from Mcdonalds saying that I was hired as the new cashier.
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
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Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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