i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
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