I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
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