Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
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You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
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You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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