You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
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I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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