i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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