was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
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Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
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Are sex swings allowed in dorms
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
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