fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
Randomize
