batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
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