real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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