Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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