I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
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what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
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I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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