when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
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This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
This baby is an asshole
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
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Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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