Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
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we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
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I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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