I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
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RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
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That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
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