I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
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We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
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how do you play pong handcuffed?
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
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