DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
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