If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
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I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
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Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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