There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
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It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
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I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
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I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
Did you pee in the oven last night??
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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