Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
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