We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
Randomize
