last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
Randomize
