Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
ok first of all what the fuck
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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