The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
Randomize
