Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
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I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
Is this like a preordered booty call?
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
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