he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
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