Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
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hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
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Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
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She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
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