alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
You can't motorboat a personality
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
Randomize
