So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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