i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
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and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
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sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.