well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
and i looked up. we had an audience...
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
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Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
These 19 People Imagine Others When Banging Their SO
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you