So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
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I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
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While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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