Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
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Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
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Boobs are out for the taking
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
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