she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
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