Your dad touched me again.
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
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they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
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after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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