Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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