A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
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